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"Who's Mr.Snugglekins?" Poptarts asked.

(Okay I'll bring roasted BULL, a plate of FISH sticks, fried HORSE, and a CAT to hug :L)

Alleigh grinned and pulled mr.snugglekins's clone out from behind her. "Oh? You mean this?"

"My bunny!" Madeline cries, so happy just to see the thing again.

Alleigh raised the bunny away a little. "Uh uh uh, get up first." She mused, rising and holding a hand out to the gloriously beautiful and easily amused cyborg.

"Hey! Wait up! Help! HELP!" Out came a call from the distance. Turning, the source of the voice wasn't visible. Alleigh's eyes darted around, looking for it's source. "H-hello?" Alleigh called, suddenly nervous. What was going on? She pulled the robot up and glanced around once more, handing the bunny off to Madeline. "Stay here." She muttered, running off in the direction of the voice.

Madeline cuddles teh bunny bun lovingly, so happy to have it back. though she could feel bits of her feet and joints rusting because of the neskjzsfnkrehngkjdfhjghaeruhuhenjszbghjr mud that she had been tackled into.

Alleigh ran to the source of the noise, only to see a man being murdered by a fluffy, demonic looking thing. The man's blood splattered onto her face. "Ewww… Excuse me, could you be a bit quieter? I'm trying to have a moment over there."

The fluffy demonic looking thing squeals with anger, vomiting rainbow lasers onto allege blehblahblahbleh

Alleigh groaned. "What the fuck, man. Seriously. Come on now." She muttered, cleaning her face off with the power of magic. "What's your name, weird thing?"

"I WAS BUILT SOLELY TO DO BATTLE." it squeals again.

Alleigh groans and walks away, thoroughly done with this.

THe thing follows, hopping behind her, emitting rainbows from its posterior while singing a stupid song.

Alleigh kicks it in the face and jumps into a tree

Poptarts just questions in her mind 'what the actual frickle frackle.'

It gets up and runs off, then it tackles poptarts~

Alleigh hurried up to Madeline, grabbing her and flying off. "You're gonna rust if we stay out here too long."

"Holy shit there's a demonic fluffy thing trying to eat me." Poptarts said clinging onto Madeline as they broke through the sound barrier and crossed into 5 different paradoxes.

THE THING CONTINEuS TRYING TO EAT POPTARTS AS MADELINE REPLIES TO THE DEITY. " I KNOW, I'M ALREADY HAVING TROuBLE uSING ONE OF MY LEGS, THIS RAIN COuLD END ME." SHE SAYS BEFORE HEARING POPTARTS AND THE DEMONIC THING SCREECHING. SHE REACHES BACK AND GRABS THE THING, INSTANTLY TuRNING IT INTO A MAGICAL HAT THAT COuLD CONVENIENTLY FIT POPTARTS.

Alleigh hurried up, going to her mansion. She landed under the porch, and set the beautiful cyborg lady down. "Okay, come with me. I've got the best robot cleaners there are!~" Totallynotwaitingforthis

Poptarts blinked for a bit. "Well now I'm a pokemon pUppet wearing a hat. I'm going to exit the room so the robotic cleaning stUff can happen..." Poptarts floated away entering the lobby sitting at one of the chairs waiting patiently.

uH,,
a DRAGON IS SITTING IN THE LOBBY FILING IT'S NAILS
mADELINE BRUSHES SOME OF THE RAIN OFF OF HER WITH A HAND.

Alleigh grins at her. "Hey, Bella, how're you today?" She seemed to be addressing the dragon, but it paid her no mind. "Still mad at me… Okay then." She muttered, walking by it and taking Madeline to her own room. "Here, you can sleep here. Bathroom is on the right, and it has towels. Dinner is at 7, be there or brace for scraps." She instructed, pointing at the clock on the wall. "It's 5 now, you've got two hours. See you." She dismissed herself and shut the door, heading to her room for a hot shower.

"Huh? e-er- alright." Madeline says before the zombie leaves. She then goes to the bathroom to dry herself off and clean the rust off of her.

ONE FUCKING HOUR LATER

Alleigh knocked upon Madeline's door, glancing around the halls as she waited in a panic. Something terribly wrong had happened, and now they were under attack. Boom! A cannonball whizzed past her, only inches away from her head. "MADELINE!! GET OUT HERE!!" she yelled, banging harder on the door.

Madeledleinglang doesn't respond, as she was sleeping peacefully within the room~ recharging her battereeez

Alleigh burst through the door, only to be hit with a cannonball upon her entrance. "MADELINE!" She yelled, glancing at her pretty-much-broken arm. Ugh, that was gonna be a pain.